John Dean – Crime Writer

He was the fearless whistleblower, the high-flying middle manager who revealed the truth behind the global worple sprocket (double flanged, single hinged) industry in his debut book The Diary of Ridley Pinstripe.

From his account of the environmental impact on the industry when Witherings, the contractor used to manage the pot plants at headquarters, was fired, to the tragic story of the photocopier man whose body was found in the customer relations department, perished from starvation after surviving by chomping his way through all the complaint forms but dead because no one went in there until it was too late, from the memo that baffled all who read it when it introduced the concept of Plain English to the staff to the wife of the senior staff manager who collapsed after overdoing things on her pottery wheel, watched by the seven people who turned up at the company’s inaugural arts festival, Pinstripe shows a remarkable lack of insight. You can purchase his açcount on ebook and paperback formats on Amazon.On the other hand, you might not want to – no one else did.